December 24th Geography
By Jeffery Robichaud
If you have read any of my blog articles, you know I have two rugrats. As both a scientist and an amateur geospatial enthusiast, I often find myself in the awkward position of having to try and describe the physics of a one Mr. Pere Noel’s trip to my boys about this time every year. Thankfully, all sorts of films have taken a stab at trying to explain a certain flight every December 24th. My favorite growing up (possibly because it starred Jacklyn Smith albeit as a parka wearing mom) was “The Night they Saved Christmas,” where elf Paul Williams explained such futuristic concepts as Santa’s Reindeer Zephyr and instant People Mover as well as some gizmo that slowed time. Last year’s “Arthur Christmas” had a more modern take. I think we probably will never really know how Sinterklaas does it… plain old magic I suppose.
But even though every year I am unable to break down the science for my boys, I am able to help out with the geography thanks to the fine men and women at NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command.
If you log into the NORAD Santa Tracker website on the 24th you can track Kris Kringle across the globe. My kids have loved it, and in my experience it has a couple of extra benefits. First it helps to pass a day full of anticipation since if they get antsy, I ask them to go check on Santa. Second it sneaks a bit of education into a mindless winter break filled with sweets and video games. Finally, it serves as an extra incentive to go to sleep on time as we watch Old Saint Nick creeping closer and closer to Kansas City (it’s amazing how fast they move when he hits St. Louis). This year they have switched from Google Maps to Bing Maps so I hope everything goes smoothly. If it crashes you can always check out Google’s own Santa Tracker (and hint…it doesn’t work properly in Internet Explorer)
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Jeffery Robichaud is a second generation EPA scientist who has worked for the Agency since 1998. He currently serves as Deputy Director of EPA Region 7′s Environmental Services Division. Cool gifts which Jeffery can remember Santa bringing include the Micronaut Biotron, Darth Vader’s Star Destroyer and a Playskool Holiday Inn (shameless cross-promotion and marketing before it was gauche).
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